So I’m driving home from work thinking about all the clever, witty, insightful and informative things I could write to you oh blogosphere… Then I remembered, damn I haven’t blogged in like 3 months. Snap! I should probably explain to the ‘sphere and anyone that subscribes to this blog (all 3 of you, honestly – I appreciate you) why I have been so absent.
I could write to you the laundry list of excuses I’ve (cleverly) come up with to explain my lack of blogging. I work too much, I watch too much TV, my fingers were cut off in an act of Chinese terrorism… But I’ll spare you. I’m lazy. I would rather turn on the Bachelorette and sit on the couch with a bowl of cereal than take 15 minutes to say what up to y’all. It’s not that I don’t like you or blogging for that fact, I’m just a bum.
So, I’m sorry blogosphere. I’m sorry readers. I’m sorry for taking such long hiatuses between posts. I’m sorry for depriving you of posts to not care about on a more regular basis. Blame it on me.
